January 2011
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“If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.”
– Kurt Cobain
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“With the number of people I ignore, I’m lucky I work at all in this town.”
– Helena Bonham Carter
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“People don’t want you to live anywhere else but London. And they like to have...”
– Dylan Moran
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“Be realistic! Could you just for half a second be realistic? Now what it means...”
– Dylan Moran
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“Hello, Bush people, who I have never met and will never see again, thank you for...”
– Dylan Moran (addressing people in Australia and New Zealand)
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Some things don't change.
At last! It’s 2000 and something and Dylan Moran finally got his site open.
It’s very Dylan-like. There’s only tour schedule there and it doesn’t look like they’re going to extend it. Luckily.
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I agree with everything you're coughing on the...
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
- Dylan Moran
I also think you just irritate yourself with yourself most of the time. I know you’ll agree with that, Dylan.
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“As a comic persona, misanthropy is as old as the hills. It’s effective because...”
– Dylan Moran
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It’s not on my things- to-do list. In fact, all that’s on my things-to-do list is getting a things- to-do list.
- Dylan Moran
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the-devils-playhouse asked: I cannot disagree with you…
But you must know the feeling when you quote something in a room full of people and receive nothing but a dozen blank faces; that maddening feeling when people ramble on about comparatively unoriginal people like that have found the messiah of wit, intellect and “black” humour
Yes it is utterly selfish but I want them to know how wrong...
But you must know the feeling when you quote something in a room full of people and receive nothing but a dozen blank faces; that maddening feeling when people ramble on about comparatively unoriginal people like that have found the messiah of wit, intellect and “black” humour
Yes it is utterly selfish but I want them to know how wrong...
the-devils-playhouse asked: I know the feeling; his level of genius is astounding. And yet his clear presence of genius somehow manages to go unnoticed by the world frankly it is a travesty.
the-devils-playhouse asked: You are clearly a very cool person... you love Dylan Moran !
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Birth was the death of him.
- Samuel Beckett
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I HAVE MY RIGHT TO BE MISERABLE!!! And hopeless! Just fuck off with your constant train of smiles!!!
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I want to stop the world and hand in my...
Every day, most of us encounter a miasma of small tasks and difficulties that enrage us. A bus that’s late is no less annoying because it’s late for the 10th time. The sheer repetitive strain of life warps people. Bernard has just been pushed too far by these strains. He wants to stop the world and hand in his complaint.
clearly - Dylan Moran
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I’m a terrible gadget monkey, and we’ll have a talk about phones where I’ll go, “Look, it can do this and this.” and Dylan just looks at me with, just pity.
- Bill Bailey on Dylan
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I wish I could join that...
We talk about anything and everything. It’s like one ongoing endless conversation, a symposium of utter rubbish, two amnesiac gadflies discussing whatever pops into their heads.
- Dylan on Bill Bailey